Try Not To Die is a Dungeons & Dragons podcast, started in late 2019 between three queer-as-hell friends with a couple of microphones in Queens, New York.

Equal parts drama and comedy, our show is a heart-warming and hilarious romp through wholly original fantasy lands, fueled by dice-rolls and improvisational story-telling, and filled with queer romance and found family.

HOW TO HEAR IT:

We release new episodes on your favorite podcasting platform every Tuesday at 9AM EST.

Find our talk-back show, monthly bonus episodes, music from the show, side campaigns, video game/book/movie reviews, and MORE on our Patreon!

Currently creating Campaign 3: Oddjobs!

Campaign I: A cow. A sword. A wild shard.

For fans of coming-of-age fantasy epics! Gorgonzola, a teenage half-orc, leaves her childhood cheese farm to find her long-lost mother. When Zola stumbles upon a wild and magical shard along the way, she’s thrown into a mystery as old as time, one where she’ll have to confront gods and dragons, join a pirate crew, and earn a degree— yikes! After 3 years and 100 episodes, Zola’s journey to find her mom and save the world concluded.

Campaign II: Musemakers.
12 contestants; 9 muses; 1 Wish Spell.

For fans of reality television, ancient Greece, and who-dunnits!
A glamorous battle of the bards for the ultimate prize. Drag Race meets Survivor meets Hellenistic True Crime. 10 episodes that are a great jumping-in point to the show!